愚人节英文祝福语

　　其实愚人节在现在的社会来讲，在中国也是比较普遍的方式，很多年轻男女都会在愚人节这天来欺骗自己的朋友。不过欺骗归欺骗，但是也要有个度才可以，不然的话，玩笑开大了也是不好的，对此愚人节英文祝福语有哪些的呢？下面一起来看看吧。

愚人节英文祝福语

　　经典愚人节英文祝福语

　　1.Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.

　　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

　　2.A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?

　　The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!

　　3.At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?

　　The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!!! I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!!!

　　Father said: Wait!!!!!!!! I am coming with you

　　4.A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

　　The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?

　　The husband laughed and said: An English girl!!!

　　The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?

　　The wife: Very good, thank you.

　　The husband: And, what happened to my present?

　　The wife: Which present?

　　The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?

　　The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!!!

　　5.A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn 't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, "What are you waiting for? " The husband replies, "autumn. "

　　6.A man is sitting reading his newspaper when the wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the head with a frying pan. "What the hell was that for? " he asks. "That was for the piece of paper in your trouser pockets with the name Mary Ellen written on it, " she replies. Don 't be silly, " he says. "Two weeks ago when I went to the races,Mary Ellen was the name of one of the horses I bet on. " She seems satisfied at this, and she apologizes. Three days later he 's again sitting in his chair reading when she nails him with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him out cold. When he comes around, he asks again, "What the hell was that for? " "Your fucking horse just phoned. "

　　愚人节英文祝福语大全

　　preacher: why? what did he do to you?

　　神父：为什么?他对你做了什么吗?

　　girl: he touched my breast.

　　女孩：他……他摸我的胸部

　　preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)

　　神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)

　　girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.

　　女孩：(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯……是的

　　preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.

　　神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊

　　girl: but he also took off my cloth.

　　女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……

　　preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)

　　神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)

　　girl: yes, that“s what he did.

　　女孩：是的，是这样子没错

　　preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.

　　神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊

　　girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

　　女孩：然后……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……

　　preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)

　　神父：(奸笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)

　　girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...

　　女孩：(数分钟后)喔……是的……就是这样子………

　　preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...

　　神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他“你这个………”推荐阅读：好听的愚人节祝福词  

　　好听愚人节英文祝福语

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　　Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !

　　因为你，我相信命运的安排，也许这一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牵引着我俩。现在的我想说的是——我上辈子是造了什么孽啊?!

　　Also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old Beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritage of one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics--shoot you use the most appropriate!

　　砖头又称板儿砖，是老北京最有特点的文化遗产之一，具有杀伤力强，易于携带隐蔽性高，不算凶器等多种特点，所以——拍你用它最合适!

　　Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!

　　心理测试：如果你和狗熊赛跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一样快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽兽还禽兽;2你就是禽兽;3你禽兽不如!愚人节快乐!

　　In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!

　　在我眼里，你看上去永远是无忧无虑，吃饭永远是津津有味，睡觉永远是酣然入睡……我真羡慕你呀，唉!有时候想想，像你那样做头猪也挺好的!推荐阅读：4月1日愚人节祝福语    

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